|| Haha. I like that pic.
Once upon a time, in the magical land of the fairies, there was the ultimate fairy king.
Now, this fairy king was ultimate, because he was freaking loaded.
He had mountains and mountains of gold, which he used for plasic surgery on his trophy wives, and munitions for the war against the gnomes.
The king's name was Oberon, but he like people to just call him "O" becuase it sounded sexual.
One warm day, the king looked in the mirror, and was temporarily hypnotized by his rippling, bulging muscles.
"Wow! I'm sexy!" He thought.
Thats when is first trophy wife, Dewdrop came in.
"OBERON!!!!!" She screamed "MY COLLAGEN INJECTIONS ARE LEAKING!"
O spun around, and looked at the once plasticine woman.
Her lips were flaccid, and there was white stuff dripping out holes in her cheeks.
"MY GOD ON A CRACKER!" The king screamed. "ITS HIDEOUS!"
"WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T CHEAP OUT ON THE SURGERY!!" Dewdrop screamed back.
That comment pushed O off the deep end.
"I'M NOT CHEAP!" HE bellowed, as he pulled a Flame thrower out of one of his muscles.
Dewdrop screamed as Oberon lit her on fire.
"DAMMIT! THAT FUEL COST ME THIRTY CEN- I mean.... It's time the fire put out YOU, you..... water....droplet...." He yelled, as a cool action phrase.
Later that day, O was walking around the forest, looking for those damn gnomes.
He had to kill them.
"OBIE!!!" Screamed a voice.
It was Buttercup, another one of his trophy wives.
"WHY DO I HAVE THE SAME NAME AS A POWERPUFF GIRL!?!"
Then Mojo Jojo came, and ate her head.
"OBERON!!!!" Screamed a voice, as Oberon was shaving.
This one startled him so bad that he cut himself rather badly, and blood flew into his eye.
"AACK!!! ITS ALL RED!!!!" Oberon screamed.
"Oh yeah, getting blood in your eye is a horrible thing" Said Cobweb Sarcastically. "Look at this!" She yelled. "There's Flies caught in my wings! You said they were fly-proof!!"
So Oberon Killed her for being a bitch.
Moth, ANOTHER one of his wives, was floating around the wood, and got attracted to a bright blue light.
She died from a bug-zapper wound.
At lunch time, Oberon was making a burger.
"Oberon!!!" screamed Mustardseed. "Can you make me a sandwich too?"
"Sure! Come in here and tell me what you want!" He yelled back.
As she walked into the room, she saw that he was putting mustard on his burger.
"YOURE EATING MY BABY!!" She screamed, and slapped him across the face.
Oberon stabbed her with the kitchen knife, and spread her on the burger too. She was the best mustard he ever had.
"Oberon!" Yelled Peaseblossom.
"What the fuck is a Pease Blossom?" O wondered, so her shot her with a 12-gauge, out of sheer confusion.
Then, as he was brushing his teeth to go to bed, Titania walked in.
"So. Where are all the fairies?" She asked.
"They're..... eating out tonight....." He replied.
"Eating out hunh?.... They didn't leave me a message...." She said, suspiscious of O.
Then the weird-ass Gollum-esque Elf blew up the world, out of sheer boredom.
This whole time, the humans are having a massive orgy.